Once again, I want to thank you all for subscribing to this newsletter. I don’t care what Santa Claus thinks, as far as Santa Rob is concerned, you are all on the nice list! To show my appreciation, I’m letting a select few of you grab something from inside my gift bag. Let’s look at some of the items inside…

A Jenny Plush. This is actually a prototype sent to me for my notes before YouTooz put their plushies into production. As such, she has small imperfections. She’s not perfect, but she is 100% unique!

Vinyl Figures of Jenny, Hot Rod Jenny, or Jenny Miku. Which one makes your heart sing? Let me know and she’ll rocket your way this holiday.

The Horrible Bag of Terrible Things. If you haven’t opened the horrible bag yet, now’s your chance to start following the weird, wondrous, spooky adventures of Zenith and Apogee Maelstrom. Or maybe you’ve read the first book but have been too frightened to move on to The Twisted Tower of Endless Torment and The Cursed Cloak of the Wretched Wraith. Wherever you left off, I’d be happy to send you the next book (or maybe all three) for free.

So many wonderful treats to choose from. But to get your gift you need to be quick and whisper what you want in Santa Rob’s ear. And by that I mean be one of the first five people to send me a message using the “contact” page on my website. Send me your name and mailing address* and tell me what you want the most, and also what your second and third choices would be. I’ll do my best to send you something special. 

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I wish everyone a wonderful holiday season, and I hope to hear from you soon!

*Rest assured I will never share your information with anyone else or send you any unsolicited messages. And with apologies to my international subscribers, this offer is for continental U.S. residents only.